♫ He threw all of his toys all over the floor, ♪ ♪ He talked back to Mommy and gave her what-for, ♫ ♫ It’s hard to believe he can be such a pain, ♪ ♪ The terror of Blackfalds, the man they call… Zane! ♫
♫ M-m-m-mommy ♪ ♪ M-m-m-make milk ♫ ♫ It’s the only drink that Sam adores ♪ ♪ When the m-moon shines ♫ ♫ Over our house ♪ ♪ Sam hopes that Mommy’s making plenty more! ♫
Zane: “I want… doughnut wif my bownie.” Me: “Um no, you don’t need doughnut AND brownie.” Zane: “Hah bout… bownie wif my doughnut?” Me (laughing): “No, you don’t need brownie and doughnut at the same time.” At this point Zane finishes his doughnut which takes about 10 minutes since he…
A traveler came upon an old farmer hoeing in his field beside the road. Eager to rest his feet, the wanderer hailed the countryman, who seemed happy enough to straighten his back and talk for a moment. “What sort of people live in the next town?” asked the stranger.
I just hijacked mom’s account manimal! You’d think she would start using other passwords for things Your mommy has left out some small details about your first month that I think you should be aware of: